<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一位多年不見的同學(xué)打來電話。一陣寒暄之后,便向我借錢。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“你借多少?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“兩萬。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“沒有?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“你有多少?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“我現(xiàn)在只有二百?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“都借給我吧!”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“都借給你,我吃啥?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“就不能想點(diǎn)辦法?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“要不,我到前妻那里借點(diǎn)?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“你找借口。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“不是?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">老婆走過來,“你還有前妻?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“我找個(gè)借口?!?lt;/span></p>