<p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">場(chǎng)景：村頭墻角、旮旯</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">人物：</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">- 楊絕戶(hù)：怕冷，愛(ài)叨叨</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">- 黃大笸籮：愛(ài)湊熱鬧</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">- 獨(dú)眼龍周大善人：愛(ài)插話(huà)</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">- 大毛驢子鄭壯：消息靈通</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">- 郎吵吵：愛(ài)嚷嚷</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">- 其他村民：若干</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">【開(kāi)場(chǎng)】</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">村頭墻角。冬日寒風(fēng)呼嘯。</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">楊絕戶(hù)（哆哆嗦嗦）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">八月冷，九月溫，十月還有個(gè)小陽(yáng)春。</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">冬至月冷幾日啊，過(guò)了臘月就打春……</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">哈噓，哈噓，這天真叫個(gè)冷！</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">（黃大笸籮縮在旮旯里跺腳。）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">黃大笸籮</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">瞅你浪的！大冷天不在家貓著，出來(lái)嘚瑟啥？</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">（獨(dú)眼龍周大善人扭頭。）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">周大善人</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">在家憋屈得慌，出來(lái)聽(tīng)聽(tīng)新鮮事。</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">【第二幕】</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">（大毛驢子鄭壯從南墻角閃出。）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">大毛驢子（粗嗓門(mén)）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">哎，大伙聽(tīng)了沒(méi)？</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">周大善人</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">吆喝，大毛驢子，咋的？有新聞？</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">大毛驢子（揣著手，擠著眼）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">咋的？這么大的事你們還沒(méi)聽(tīng)說(shuō)？</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">黃大笸籮（精神一振）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">沒(méi)有啊！啥大事？趕緊說(shuō)，你個(gè)要賬鬼！</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">（大毛驢子四下張望。）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">大毛驢子</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">水仙……被老公公忙乎了。</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">黃大笸籮</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">啊？那水仙老公老實(shí)得放屁都沒(méi)個(gè)響的，咋能干出這事？你聽(tīng)誰(shuí)說(shuō)的？別糟蹋好人！</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">大毛驢子（推了黃大笸籮一把）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">我親耳聽(tīng)見(jiàn)的！一家子正打著呢！不信你們?nèi)タ纯矗?lt;/p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">周大善人</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">拉倒吧，這事說(shuō)不清道不明的，誰(shuí)湊那熱鬧。</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">楊絕戶(hù)（傻笑）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">嘿嘿，我去！</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">（楊絕戶(hù)跑下。）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">黃大笸籮</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">瞅瞅，怪不得他絕戶(hù)，就這德性，不絕戶(hù)才怪！</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">（老哥幾個(gè)繼續(xù)跺腳取暖。）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">【第三幕】</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">（郎吵吵像老鷂子一樣撲進(jìn)旮旯。）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">郎吵吵</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">特大新聞！特大新聞！瘋丫頭跟傻透氣睡一起了！</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">大毛驢子</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">這正常，他倆本來(lái)就不正常。</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">黃大笸籮</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">這也算新聞？</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">郎吵吵</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">咋不算？瘋丫頭看上過(guò)誰(shuí)？</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">她咋就看上傻透氣？</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">倆人摟得蹬蹬的，還嗷嗷亂嚷！</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">【第四幕】</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">（遠(yuǎn)處傳來(lái)喊叫。）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">村民（喊）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">哎呀，不好了！黃大笸籮家著火了！</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">黃大笸籮（驚叫）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">媽呀！快！快救火去！</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">（眾人跟著黃大笸籮跑下。）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">（大毛驢子跑著跑著突然停住，搖頭大笑。）</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">大毛驢子</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">特大新聞，特大新聞啊！哈哈哈……哈哈哈哈……</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> </p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">——?jiǎng)〗K——</p>