<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">小時(shí)候聽過一些四川民謠，當(dāng)時(shí)的小孩天天都念在嘴上，至今印象仍然很深，慢慢地回憶后寫出來，可以為那段歷史添點(diǎn)滋味。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">這些段子要用四川話來念才有韻味喲。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《屙尿》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人老氣力衰，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">屙尿打濕鞋，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">心想屙遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">越屙越攏來。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《抽葉子煙》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一要煙竿通，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">二要裹的松，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">三要點(diǎn)明火，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">四要叭的兇。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《住店須知》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">樓上的客！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">樓下的客！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聽我老板辦交涉:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">燈要吹，門要撇，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">夜里屙屎要不得。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要屙屎有罐子，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">莫在我屋頭擺灘子。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要屙尿有夜壺，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">莫在我床上畫地圖。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要打屁想主意</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">莫在我樓上唱川戲…</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《切臘肉》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">菜板上切臘肉，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">有肥又有瘦，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你吃肥我吃瘦，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">狗啃光骨頭。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《扁腦殼》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">扁腦殼，棒棒奪。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">奪痛了，我有藥。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">啥子藥？黃泥巴膏藥。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">疤起扯都扯不脫。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:18px; color:rgb(128, 128, 128);">注:四川話的奪，就是戳的意思。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《蔣介石的兵》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">蔣介石的兵，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">拖拉兵。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">擦屁股的紙，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">貼窗戶。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">腳上的泥巴拌豆腐，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">在被窩里吃，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">在被窩里拉，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">在被窩里放屁吹喇叭。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《從前有一家子》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">從前有一家子，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">吃飯摳腳丫子。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《左右左》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">左，左，左右左，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">牙膏皮皮左洋火，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">踩到我的腳。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">咋個(gè)說？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">住醫(yī)院七八角，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">回來還是個(gè)拜子腳。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(128, 128, 128);">注:</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(128, 128, 128);">（1）左右左是隊(duì)列口令中1、2、1的意思。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:18px; color:rgb(128, 128, 128);">（2）第2句的“左”在四川話里有交換的意思。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(128, 128, 128);">（3）當(dāng)年一個(gè)牙膏皮和一盒火柴的價(jià)格都是兩分錢。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《顛倒歌》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">說唱歌就唱歌，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">河邊的石頭滾上坡，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我從外婆門前過，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span>看見外孫抱外婆。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《三輪車》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">三輪山跑的快，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">上面坐個(gè)老太太，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要五角給一塊，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span>你說奇怪不奇怪。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《拉板車》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">腳剎車，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">手加油，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span>喇叭安到嘴巴頭。</span></p>